Troy: Who was that?
Jeff: A punk-ass who needs to be destroyed.
Britta: And I just figured out how…
Annie: Can we focus on what’s important here? Shirley thinks we don’t care about her.
Britta: No, no, you’re right, you’re right, that’s totally more important, I just thought of one thing - you need to bang that kid’s mom! Um, after we’ve fixed everything with Shirley.
Jeff: WOAH! Yes yes yes, we’ll deal with Shirley… but that’s brilliant!
Britta: I know! Because then anything that he says about you…
Jeff: He’ll be saying to a dude that banged his mom!
Wherever a party needs to be saved, I’m there. Wherever there are masks, wherever there’s tomfoolery and joy, I’m there. But sometimes I’m not ‘cause I’m out in the night, staying vigilant. Watching. Lurking. Running. Jumping. Hurtling. Sleeping. No, I can’t sleep. You sleep. I’m awake. I don’t sleep. I don’t blink. Am I bird? No. I’m a bat. I am Batman. Or am I? Yes, I am Batman.
Troy: The first time I was punched in the face I was like “Oh no!” but then I was like “This is a story”.
Jeff: And a good one.
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Even if you don’t watch this show (WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?) watch this episode!
THIS!
“ They’re making us walk around with pretzels in our butts, and I put mustard on mine like an idiot ”
Troy (Community 122 - The Art Of Discourse)
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Hahaha, possibly the most ridiculously cool thing I’ve ever seen in a sitcom. I MEAN LOOK AT THIS SHIT.
This episode was perfect all the way through. I mean goddamn. I was excited for it, and it just blew me away. EPIC EPISODE IS EPIC.
